(makes motorboat sounds with his lips) You motorboatin' son of a bitch.
This broad's bleep ed three ways towards the weekend. My powers only apply to useless consumer products..." John comes up with a story of what happened to "Schlomo" (Jeremy) when a guest at the Cleary's wedding recognizes the two from a previous wedding "...
Finally, the Wedding Crashers script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Rachel Mc Adams movie.
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Wedding Crashers.
The problem is when one of the crashers played by Owen Wilson starts to fall in love with a girl at one of the weddings.
The best man shares embarrassing stories of the groom from their college days, the maid of honor recalls fond memories of her childhood spent with the bride playing dress-up, parents get choked up and everyone lifts their glasses to wish the happy newlyweds a happily ever after.
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I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shilo'd always let me win!
Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip', just for a second, just to see how it feels. ..." 50"Chazz Reinhold is not a kook..." Don't ever leave me.... All I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick..." John's definition of "true love" "...